To post a photo of his BABY.
It's all in the crotch and the arm holes.
Droopy balls in the background.
The Converse store.
Sales are "as flat as last night's champers."
It won't be shown in the fashion show broadcast.
The Cut makes a Kiss Cam.
They "are deeply troubled."
Despite his best efforts.
As described by a source at a nail salon.
She wore a black dress to the Beacon Theatre last night.
"I was surprised to discover that the bathtub was a bathtub; I thought it was an ashtray."
From scrunchies and sweatpants to those sparkly jumpsuits we all know and love.