Remember yesterday, when Cindy Adams claimed that Jerry Springer the Operahad defiled the "holy temple" of Carnegie Hall? That the performance was "despicable, debasing, disgusting, degrading, dehumanizing, revolting," etc? Well, we only wish she had been at Carnegie Hall last night. The downtown comedy club Comix set up a musical revue there, with proceeds to benefit the Writers Guild, starring Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane and MadTV star Alex Borstein. It was riotous. Janeane Garofalo did some stand-up to introduce the pair (while also introducing the theory that if pristine screen goddess Natalie Portman were to ever defecate, the result would be rushed to Magnolia Bakery to make delightful "confections"), and then MacFarlane and Borstein took the stage to sing a song for every letter of the alphabet. They described the lineup as akin to "listening to a retard's iPod." Below, we have their set list. Remember, MacFarlane and Borstein voice many of the characters on Family Guy, and MacFarlane's actual everyday voice is that of Brian, the alcoholic dog. Anyway, for diehard fans, here's what you missed:
A. The theme from Animal HouseB. "But I'm Yours," from Family GuyC. "Call Me" by Blondie, as sung by Borstein's MadTV character Ms. Swan
D. "Don't Stop Believin'"
E. "Edelweiss" [Ed: This is where it all began to go downhill.] Borstein interrupted MacFarlane to say that, as a Jew, she didn't like how this song glorified the Austrians' role in WWII. MacFarlane considered this, and then replied, "Carnegie Hall is not the place to bring your fucking Hebrew baggage."