Despite his best efforts.

For battery, assault, libel, and slander.

Her dress is pink, stripy, and much more fun than Marion Cotillard's.

With Gisele all busy being pregnant, someone's got to represent.

At the Saint Laurent fittings.

Selita Ebanks still has to audition for the Victoria's Secret runway show every year. 

You know, mixin' it up a little, like they do.

The Decades owner thought the clothes were "too referential."

All fifteen minutes of it.

Hedi Slimane must have sent her a whole wardrobe.

Probably not. Also, sexy sketches by Yves Saint Laurent!

Now that Paris Fashion Week is over, let's tally up the reviews. 

The fashion critic's take on Saint Laurent, Chanel, Stella McCartney, Givenchy, Alexander McQueen, and Louis Vuitton.

From a critic at the London Times.

Striped ones, carrying models. 

Here's to efficiency.

Guess.

This collection is a saving grace in the midst of a particularly dramatic week.

Plus, Karl Lagerfeld's toggle-button jacket.

Sheer whites at Stella McCartney, duck feathers at Balenciaga, and aggressive paparazzi fighting over Rachel Zoe.