Olivier Sarkozy was spotted "getting cozy with a brunette woman who was not Mary-Kate Olsen."
Valid question: Is that Fat Joe, or did Bruce Vilanch shave his head?
"If you gay, you gay." We're pretty sure those were Governor Cuomo's words on the very day he legalized gay marriage.
Plus: Joseph Gordon-Levitt is pretty sure he and Ellen Page aren't stupid.
An amazing pickup.
We're enjoying it.
Plus: Everyone's talking about Lil Wayne.
Will Madonna's DNA block her child from learning to act? Also, every New Yorker must tell Katie Holmes to add calories. Yippee, it's Monday's gossip roundup!
Plus: Kristen Wiig is excited to meet Michael Phelps.
Could we have our first reggaeton political debate? And how early is too early for news about Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear? It’s all in your coffee-and-croissant gossip roundup!
To celebrate the disappointing first-week sales of longtime adversary Fat Joe's new album, 50 staged a mock funeral for Joe and shared the awesome results with the Internet.