Raekwon Is the Type of Dude Who May Be in a Helicopter Over the City Having Sex
The Grammys were a snoozer artistically (for more on that, see Vulture) and so, sadly, were the outfits. We thought music award shows were a time for celebs to wear all that stuff they're not supposed to wear! Is it too much to ask for a nipple pasty here and there?
Fergie, for sure — but who else?
Plus: Andrew McCarthy!
Plus: Matt Damon fucking everybody in sight!
Plus: Animal Collective, live from France!
Brendan Canning, one of the two founding members of Canadian supergroup Broken Social Scene, cracked several tired jokes about people swimming in the waterless pool, before changing tacks and heckling a fan who was talking on his cell phone. Kevin Drew, Canning’s more focused half, had to cut him off several times so they could move on with the set.
1. The White Stripes, "Icky Thump" (live on Conan) A pared-down performance of Jack and Meg's new single that rocks just as hard as the original, without all the superfluous bagpipery.