Or lap dances.
So are Fiona and Rick Ross.
"Hot Knife," meet "Dull Tool."
"Lay off with that stuff because it hurts my feelings."
Surely there are other highways.
Rusty Fleming does (TMZ) TV.
Complete with a message for some "inappropriate" Texas police officers.
Is there really no other way to get from Mexico to Texas?
"This world is bullsh*t!"
The not Tom Hardy guy, the not Tobey Maguire guy, the not Tommy Lee Jones guy, and more.
First, there was Louis C.K. Then, Robin Williams. Now ... who? Wait, seriously?
And that's why you bought the new album.