And domestic battery.
"Fried chicken over waffles ... yeeeeah, G."
Plus: Paris Hilton plays "Hot or Huge" with Anthony Weiner, on our daily late-night roundup.
After all the good years, VH1 lets Bret Michaels out to pasture.
Seen leaving OB/GYN clinic with Javier Bardem and a large white envelope.
We hope that Courtney Love uses the proceeds from this digital atrocity to send Frances Bean to the college of her choosing!
Our very first Quote Machine romance! Plus: Nikki Sixx grosses us out, and Jason Segel talks nudity.