Plus: Will Arnett plays it straight.
We're going with the latter.
They'll cost $1 million for every new 3-D movie — including the one Fox is releasing on July 1!
All thanks to Sideshow Bob!
And it was all thanks to Abe Simpson's bucket list.
Can you believe we've made it nearly two whole months into the season without insider charges of behind-the-scenes fraud? Thankfully, no longer!
And no, the complaint wasn't about the show not being funny.
Will they let viewers vote instead of the judges? Will the stage open up during Tatiana's performance, dropping her onto a flaming pit?
You'll shudder when you see Patty and Selma in bikinis!
When yesterday we called for the immediate dismissal of the worst-ever 'Idol' contestant, we didn't want it to be like this.
Sadly, Tatiana Del Toro will probably live to see another week.
Ratings for the series premiere were pretty much as bad as predicted. So should Whedon fans start mailing dollhouses to Fox yet?
Plus: Mickey Rourke to make bad-seeming movie, for old time's sake.
A new promo for the show claims Joss Whedon's already-time-slot-doomed 'Dollhouse' is just like 'Grindhouse'.
The season premiere of 'Hell's Kitchen' is now available for your viewing pleasure.
You spend $1 million on a set and you don't include a toy train? For shame!
Get ready to reenter a dreamworld of magic!
Relax, nerds — 'Watchmen' will be out on March 6, as planned.
Warner Bros. and Fox have requested a hearing today to discuss a "final resolution."