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Foxy Gets Out of the Hole!

Nail-salon workers everywhere tremble as Inga Marchand is freed from her eight-month stint at Rikers.

A Hip-hop IHOP in Brooklyn; Grant Achatz Beats Cancer

Mary J. Blige and Foxy Brown’s producer, known to fans as Don Pooh, owns what is already being called the “hip-hop IHOP” that opened in downtown Brooklyn yesterday. [NYDN] Related: The Phantom IHOP of Midtown West Meatpaper magazine is a popular read with both carnivores and vegetarians, which is how the founders learned that bacon, delectable treat of treats, “is how vegetarians change their minds” when they revert to their meat-eating ways. [NYT] Today in unsubstantiated rumors: David Bouley’s forthcoming Japanese restaurant/cooking school will open across the street from Upstairs at Bouley. [Mouthing Off/Food & Wine] Related: David Bouley to Open Restaurant With Japan’s Top Cooking School

When You're Good to Foxy, Foxy's Good to You

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Remember when Martha Stewart was at Alderson Prison camp and she made friends with her fellow inmates? She did arts and crafts with them and even purposefully lost a Christmas-tree competition to help build up their self-esteem? That's exactly the approach that rapper Foxy Brown is taking toward her fellow inmates at Rikers. Well, if you replaced the arts-and-crafts part with abusive threats, and the "friends" bit with "40 days in solitary." The Post today checks in with her prison life, and finds out that she's not fitting in as well as her critics would have guessed: • She accessorizes her prison jumpsuit the only way she can, with Gucci and Louis Vuitton sneakers. • The minute the sneakers get dirty, she has someone bring her a new pair. • She talks trash to prison officials. • She is fresh out of solitary confinement, but she doesn't interact with or trust anyone around her. • She threatens others with the "juice" she has on the outside. It's funny — in spite of ourselves we always sort of imagined that her prison stint would involve some passionate but gritty musical numbers and Bob Fosse dance moves. Aren't hip-hop leaders supposed to set an example? Foxy a Brat in a Cage [NYP]

Judd Apatow Gets the Last Laugh

Right before Undeclared was canceled in 2002, creator Judd Apatow sent a Fox executive a note saying, "I don't understand how you can [bleep] me in the [bleep] when your [bleep] is still in me from last time." Christian media-watchdog group Renaissance complained that the female anchors on Fox News wear really short skirts. While taping 30 Rock recently, Tracy Morgan didn't know his lines, didn't listen to the director, and got into arguments with cast members on set. Stifler from American Pie and Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite sent out an invitation for their joint birthday party at Room Service to a bunch of modeling agencies. Famed British chef Fergus Henderson is cooking at the Spotted Pig tomorrow. Penélope Cruz and new man Javier Bardem acted "touchy-feely" at the New York Film Festival.

Moving Along

Moving Along
The sixth anniversary of 9/11 came and went, with what has come to pass for normality on the city’s darkest date: a walk-through at ground zero for victims’ families, and Rudy Giuliani observing a rare moment of silence. Just like old times, a suspicious powder turned up in the mail room at the Standard & Poor’s offices. Census data found that blacks appear to be leaving the city — an exodus that may increase after 704 code violations were found at a single Harlem apartment building. The toxic oil spill under Greenpoint was discovered to be bigger than anyone had imagined. HIV infections were once again on the rise.

Foxy Brown Giving Birth to Album, Not Baby

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One suspects that Foxy Brown's lawyers were attempting to invoke the Nicole Richie Sympathy Clause back in August when they claimed that the rapper, who faces a year in jail after breaking her probation, was three months pregnant. Silly lawyers, that doesn't work for black people! When it became clear the judge was not about to reduce Foxy's sentence for hitting a woman with a cell phone and violating probation, among other things, her manager changed his tune: She'll be giving birth to a new album in prison, he clarified yesterday, not a baby. Brooklyn's Don Diva, her first album since 2001, will come out in November. Don't serve the time, Fox, let the time serve you. Manager Says Foxy Brown Not Pregnant [AP]

Foxy Brown To Be Jailed for a Year

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Foxy Brown was sentenced to a year in prison for violating her probation last month by assaulting a neighbor. This is big news for hip-hop fans, but probably even bigger news for the baby growing inside her belly. We don't even know what happens when you have a baby in jail, but we're betting that VH1 can come up with a reality show to tell us about it. Foxy Brown gets a Year in the Slammer [TMZ] Earlier:Foxy Brown Sent to Prison, Pregnancy Notwithstanding

Foxy Brown and Unborn Lil' Foxy Headed to Prison

Beleaguered hip-hop vixen Foxy Brown was sent to jail today for violating the terms of her probation, which apparently prohibited assault on one's neighbors, manicurists, and friends. But even if you count Nicole Richie, we're still one preggers, jail-bound celebrity short of a trend.