"It has been said that New York Magazine's Vulture blog doesn't leave any of my farts un-sniffed."
He's seen the movie and he has some questions.
"I watched Steel Magnolias incessantly when I was in junior high school."
And he's still waiting on those clothes.
"James Franco was in the movie, but I was supposed to be in there also. Now James Franco is playing me."
"When I look into my grandma's eyes / I see the light of day."
In an adaptation of The Game.
Blame the personal assistant.
"Anyone in Soaps would be a fool not to want to work with her."
He will play a rapping drug dealer.
Turn up your volume and enjoy.
What doe she think of her fictional drug problem? "I don't mind, as long as it keeps her thin."