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"Former Senator Fred Thompson, who now plays a district attorney on 'Law & Order,' told Fox News today that he'll make a decision in the coming months about whether to jump into the field of Republican candidates vying for the 2008 presidential nomination." —The Caucus, New York Times, yesterdayDaily Intel tried to contact Thompson for comment on this matter. Unable to reach him, we relied instead on answers in the public record — that is, actual L&O quotes he's delivered as District Attorney Arthur Branch. The Q&A is after the jump. Duh-DUM.
• We've lost count of the "milestones" in the Second Avenue Subway saga, so forgive us for not sharing in the MTA's glee over the news that a construction contract signing is imminent. Key phrase: "The third groundbreaking ceremony will be the charm, MTA officials said." [amNY] • Despite eyewitnesses, a sketch, surveillance footage, and tons of tips, Queens cops have been unable to nab an ostensible human being who mugged a 101-year-old (and punched an 85-year-old in the face). [NYP] • Possibly related: So strapped for cash are NYPD recruits, reports the Daily News (whose new site design is lovely), that the Police Academy is offering them a $500 credit card. As opposed to, say, a $500 pay raise. [NYDN] • The Roxy, the cavernous disco–skating rink on 18th Street, shut its doors in style Saturday — with a gay bash that attracted 4,000 and lasted until Sunday noon. The building — suddenly a neighbor to Frank Gehry's NYC debut — will, naturally, be "redeveloped." [NYT] • And, Fred Thompson (Manhattan D.A. Arthur Branch on Law & Order) is mulling a presidential run. He spent more time in the Senate than Obama (1994 to 2003). [WNBC]
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