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  1. Top Republican Candidates for Mayor Also Support Stoop DrinkingEveryone supports stoop drinking. 
  2. All the Democratic Candidates for Mayor Support Stoop DrinkingAnthony Weiner also wants to get you drunk in parks and on the beach. 
  3. New York Is ‘By Far the Least Free State’ in America, According to Some PeopleNorth Dakota, the state with the country’s most restrictive abortion laws, is the most free.
  4. Soon, You Will No Longer Be Allowed to Own Bear Gallbladders in New YorkTyrants!
  5. The Yellow Book People Will Finally Let You Not Get Yellow BooksTheir reign of terror is over.
  6. John Boehner Is Very Excited for the Coming RevolutionWe haven’t seen anything like this “since 1776,” he says seriously.
  7. United States: Land of the Mostly FreeApparently, the government’s intervention into the recession means we are no longer a “free” country.
  8. Long Island Talking Secession AgainAnd, unsurprisingly, they’re sounding craaazzzyyy.
  9. Slideshow: It Wasn’t a Lovely Day for a Tea PartyBut people still had one, all over the country. Just not as many as Fox News hoped.
  10. Santelli Skipped Tea Bagging So He Could Work to Earn Money to Pay TaxesWait. This whole protest is filled with mixed messages.
  11. Tax Revolutionaries Foiled by Permit ProblemsJust like our forefathers. No, wait. Not like them at all.