From Freddy to Jason to Darth: Which Super-Villains’ Sob Stories Get Them a Pass for All That Evil?
Molestation, abandonment as children, the Holocaust ... they've all got excuses.
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Plus: Now there will be twice the danger of car-crash deaths in prime time!
Only Arsenio Hall had the kind of chops to pull something like this off.
And he wonders why Jason Voorhees has never been able to secure a book deal.