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Jared Leto Is the New and Improved Nerd-Face Emoji
jigs that are up
Seriously, Stop Pretending You Ate That
The creators of @youdidnoteatthat know your game.
City Councilman Writes Resignation in Klingon
Why the hell not?
The 10 Funniest Mayoral Candidates, In Order
Guess which one refused to tell a joke?
Sotheby’s Could Really Use an Administrative Assistant [Updated]
A clumsy Craigslist ad makes this clear.
‘Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition’
Well played, ‘Onion.’
Science: Women Are Attracted to Men Who Dance ‘Flamboyantly’
. No wonder you can’t stay happy.
Vows: Ted and Gracie
One of our favorite ‘Times’ features gets spoofed.
‘My Colleagues and I Are Convinced That One of Our Co-Workers Is Insane’
Congress Does Not Want to Hear About How ‘Mammoth’ Bank of America’s Nuts Are
In response to a subpoena, Bank of America drops a pile of useless e-mails on a congressman’s desk.
The Pandit-Blankfein Dialogues: Wait, Did I Call You or Did You Call Me?
A financial-crisis comedy of errors.
‘Now I Would Like to Do a Quote From My Favorite Author, R.L. Stine’
commencement speech: the lost footage.
A Grade School Accidentally Showed a Bunch of Kids a Porno
Is this awful or hilarious?
The Murray Hill Song: Now With Video!
A popular satirical song about Manhattan’s frattiest neighborhood gets the
Outrage! AIG Executives on Another Retreat!
Sharpen your pitchforks, populace: We’re going to Stockbridge, Massachusetts.
How Does the Treasury Decide Who Gets a Bailout?
We’d better consult the chart.”
Ten Reasons the George Bush Shoe Attack Was Completely Awesome
Come on, you know you got a kick out of it. Ha! Kick.
It Was Inevitable
And we can’t believe we didn’t think of it first. A Tumblr blog called ‘Sad Guys on Trading Floors’? Come on!