Zach Braff and Piper Perabo Can’t Fight the MoonlightBuried under an item about man-whore John Mayer man-whoring around with Cameron Diaz, today’s “Rush and Molloy” column offers some disturbing information. Zach Braff and Piper Perabo were apparently spotted “deep in fireside conversation” at the Bowery Hotel last night. As you know, Braff is the
weak-chinned director of the crap movie Garden State, a noted ass man who recently purchased an apartment in Soho. Also, he is the most annoying actor in all of New York. Perabo is the pouty star of such gems as Coyote Ugly, and an honorary resident of 126 Rivington Street, the Lower East Side building that was the basis for a “Sunday Styles” article and was at one point supposed to be an HBO show. She is the second-most-annoying actor in all of New York. As a couple, Braffabo could be deadly, a dirty bomb of annoyingness, poised to destroy not just the Lower East Side, but all of New York City. God save us all.
Rush and Molloy [NYDN]
