Or rather, "gushes."
And he evidently had something very funny to tell his neighbor Sienna Miller.
He'll supposedly show at 9:30 p.m. on Saturday, October 1.
Apparently this thing is maybe really happening.
"I warn against dismissing it in haste."
Or so "excellent sources" tell a British tabloid.
Of course they wouldn't want to deal with him, in this of all seasons.
These are the moments that make Fashion Week truly special.
It seems literal dollars are sticking out of his mouth.
Specifically, pantsuits and gilded jeans refashioned from the women's fall 2010 collection.
Some people have all the luck.
OH MY GOD. Send out the news alert!!!
He called her Ungaro collection "9/11 for celebrities doing fashion."
Licking each other.
All caps can only mean one thing — he's a-bloggin' again.
Maybe Amber is coaching him on how to be a model?
The launch has been CANCELED.
Apparently he's not technically a Gap intern — he just hangs out there.