Because married gay people get boring, too.
You know, like pretend weddings for people who aren't allowed to get married.
Because remember that time recently when gay marriage molested 200 deaf boys and then systematically covered its own ass for it?
The former First Lady voices her opinion on an issue over which she disagrees with her husband.
The bill now goes before Governor Linda Lingle.
It's the least it can do.
Man on dog? How about man on horse!
And will that work?
The Washington 'Post' has a great slideshow of pictures from yesterday, when gay marriage became legal in the District.
The state would make a hefty $490 million over the next three years if it legalized gay marriage.
First argument? That gays and lesbians are not the victims of systematic bias.
This comes as something of a surprise.
The 5-4 decision was right down the lines you'd expect.
This looks like it's going to be a boisterous bunch.
Better late than never!
It was an anticipated result, but still deeply demoralizing for supporters.