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Geese

  1. property disputes
    Grumpy Billionaire Embroiled in Tax Battle Over Pooping GeeseTom Golisano is refusing to pay his $90,000 school tax until these geese get off his lawn.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
  2. the worst form of travel
    Geese Strike AgainTwo geese hit a JetBlue plane Tuesday night, forcing an emergency landing.
    By Brett Smiley
  3. stress reduction
    Goose Killers Not Even Bothering With Prospect Park This YearAnother 800 Canada geese will be killed, but NOT in Prospect Park.
    By Mike Vilensky
  4. why they hate us
    Seven Mile Kill Zones Unlikely to Stop Wanton Goose TerrorismOne step closer to the dream of a goose-less city.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  5. slideshow
    This Summer’s Most Shameless Slow-News Stories (So Far)This summer’s best milking-it news memes.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  6. why they hate us
    Protesters Object to Mayor Bloomberg, Perpetrator of the Goose GenocideAnd they do it outside his house!
    By Nitasha Tiku
  7. why they hate us
    Mayor Bloomberg on Geese: It’s Us Versus ThemThe mayor is drawing a line in the sand here: Sticky’s on one side, the human race is on the other.
    By Mike Vilensky
  8. why they hate us
    Government’s Goose Genocide Just Getting StartedUm, that’ll show ‘em — but it’s sick.
    By Mike Vilensky
  9. badass birds
    Prospect Park’s Geese Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good NightSome survived the brutal gas attacks, and now more geese have flown to Brooklyn.
    By Mike Vilensky
  10. why they hate us
    Well, There Goes Sticky.Four hundred geese were rounded up and gassed last week in Prospect Park.
    By Chris Rovzar
  11. terrorists of the sky
    Parks Service Protecting Scheming Bird TerroristsAn unconscionable security lapse in the war on bird terror.
    By Dan Amira
  12. the most important birds in the world
    Sticky Now Being Hunted by PaparazziIt’s only a matter of time before this Prospect Park goose is giving Barbara Walters an interview.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. why they hate us
    Without Human Intervention, Sticky Removes Arrow From Own NeckDon’t question how he did it.
    By Chris Rovzar
  14. neighborhood news
    Sticky, the Prospect Park Goose, Soon Won’t Be Able to EscapeThe city will wait until he molts, at which point they will try to remove the arrow from his neck. So they say.
    By Chris Rovzar
  15. neighborhood news
    Prospect Park Goose Maybe Just a Total BadassGoose is way less bothered about the arrow in his neck than humans who are chasing him.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. why they hate us
    Somebody Shot a Goose Through the Neck in Prospect ParkSo far, he’s fine.
    By Chris Rovzar
  17. why they hate us
    Humans Winning War on Geese!For NOW.
    By Chris Rovzar
  18. evildoers
    Bloomberg: Geese Not Dead, Only SleepingAnd they have nice dreams!
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. Real American Heroes
    Messin’ With GeeseYou know what would solve this goose problem? Goose jerky.
    By Daniel Maurer