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Geese

  1. property disputes
    Grumpy Billionaire Embroiled in Tax Battle Over Pooping GeeseTom Golisano is refusing to pay his $90,000 school tax until these geese get off his lawn.
  2. Geese Strike AgainTwo geese hit a JetBlue plane Tuesday night, forcing an emergency landing.
  3. Goose Killers Not Even Bothering With Prospect Park This YearAnother 800 Canada geese will be killed, but NOT in Prospect Park.
  4. Seven Mile Kill Zones Unlikely to Stop Wanton Goose TerrorismOne step closer to the dream of a goose-less city.
  5. This Summer’s Most Shameless Slow-News Stories (So Far)This summer’s best milking-it news memes.
  6. Protesters Object to Mayor Bloomberg, Perpetrator of the Goose GenocideAnd they do it outside his house!
  7. Mayor Bloomberg on Geese: It’s Us Versus ThemThe mayor is drawing a line in the sand here: Sticky’s on one side, the human race is on the other.
  8. Government’s Goose Genocide Just Getting StartedUm, that’ll show ‘em — but it’s sick.
  9. Prospect Park’s Geese Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good NightSome survived the brutal gas attacks, and now more geese have flown to Brooklyn.
  10. Well, There Goes Sticky.Four hundred geese were rounded up and gassed last week in Prospect Park.
  11. Parks Service Protecting Scheming Bird TerroristsAn unconscionable security lapse in the war on bird terror.
  12. Sticky Now Being Hunted by PaparazziIt’s only a matter of time before this Prospect Park goose is giving Barbara Walters an interview.
  13. Without Human Intervention, Sticky Removes Arrow From Own NeckDon’t question how he did it.
  14. Sticky, the Prospect Park Goose, Soon Won’t Be Able to EscapeThe city will wait until he molts, at which point they will try to remove the arrow from his neck. So they say.
  15. Prospect Park Goose Maybe Just a Total BadassGoose is way less bothered about the arrow in his neck than humans who are chasing him.
  16. Somebody Shot a Goose Through the Neck in Prospect ParkSo far, he’s fine.
  17. Humans Winning War on Geese!For NOW.
  18. Bloomberg: Geese Not Dead, Only SleepingAnd they have nice dreams!
  19. Real American Heroes
    Messin’ With GeeseYou know what would solve this goose problem? Goose jerky.