Movie Review: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Is Obsessed With How Awesome It Thinks It Is
The good news is that the actors here appear to be having fun. The bad news is that we’re not.
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The good news is that the actors here appear to be having fun. The bad news is that we’re not.
NSFS: Not safe for the squeamish.
And he evidently had something very funny to tell his neighbor Sienna Miller.
Every movie needs an old lady saying comically inappropriate things.
It feels too slight to earn its eventual casualties, but in its unpretentious way, it has the fullness of an eighteenth-century novel.
"Megan Fox is such a sex symbol — I don't feel comfortable playing a role like that."
A modern update on Thomas Hardy's 'Far From the Madding Crowd.'
Says Michael Bay's webmaster: "Maybe one small tattoo. No hints, but it's not Gemma."
Arterton is already the front-runner to replace Megan Fox as Shia LaBeouf's hilariously implausible love interest.
He arrived "from the future" to finally meet his mom and dad.
Also, Victoria Beckham is back to her bob.
Plus: Taylor Momsen basically the next Kurt Cobain.