Did CBS and Katie Couric Conspire to Make McCain Look Better?

The liberal blogosphere is aflame after a gaffe from McCain is edited out of a CBS broadcast.

How to Succeed in the Offensive-T-shirt Business by Really, Really Trying

The T-shirt designer who brought us 'Jews Against Obama''s five-step plan for achieving microfame.

Lawyers Trot Out ‘Uncle Leo Defense’ for Thieving Saks Saleswoman

"She's old! She's confused! She didn't know what she was doing would net her a million dollars!"

Last-Minute Settlement in Seth Tobias Case

"No one wins and no one loses," in case of hedge-fund drowning, says attorney.

NYC Waterfall Gets Turned On!

Late last night, a tipster spotted a test run of the waterfall on Pier 35 and snapped a picture. Our intial thoughts: So wet! So artsy!

Meaning of Ashley Alexandra Dupré's Tattoo Revealed!

Scholars and journalists put their noses to the grindstone, and tutel-y deciphered the prostitute's belly tattoo.

Spin-Class Shouter Will Not Be Silenced

Stuart Sugarman continues his fight against "spin rage."

Ashley Alexandra Dupré’s Mom a Total MILF

The woman who mothered Eliot Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupré blows our minds.

Vegan Cupcakes Dishonored by Brooklyn Residents

Artist Jillian May learned an important lesson when she set a tray of vegan cupcakes out on the street in Brooklyn.

Another Man Is Climbing the New York Times Building

Seriously. This is happening right now.

There's a Longhair on the Times Building!

A man scaled the Times building, all 52 stories. Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr. declined to comment, but it was really fun for everyone else.

‘Assassination of Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama’ Exhibit Shut Down

“It’s about the media,” the artist cried. “The media!”

Spinning Vigilante Victorious!

The people have spoken, and what they said was, "Go fuck yourself."

Tatum O'Neal Busted Using Lamest Lines Ever

At least it wasn't, "She told me she was 18."

Tears of Fashion

A poetic moment, observed at last night's 'Sex and the City' premiere.

Yalie Scammer Causes Ivy League Shrieks

A word to the wise: if you are a con man, do not get your gay boyfriend mad.

Tinsley Mortimer May Already Be Super Enough

At the Takashi Murakami exhibit, the socialite explains what superpowers she would like to have and why.

Katie Lee Joel's Man Loaf Is Really Amazing

Five reasons we love the wife of Billy Joel and author of The Comfort Table.

‘BlackBook’ Founder to Produce More-Obscure, Less-Inclusive Title

There's a new magazine coming out, and it's going to blow your minds. It blew ours, just thinking about it.

DMX Can't Believe Anybody Would Have a Name As Ridiculous As ‘Barack’