Plus, just who is Roland Garros?
In which Gérard Depardieu speaks for a nation.
Another excuse to stay indoors.
And a nice, flat income tax.
And Isabelle Adjani will, in fact, play his Anne Sinclair.
For sagging pants, no less.
Look at him giggle!
And what a celebrity it is! Gérard Depardieu!
That is going to be one hell of a wrap party.
He hates Juliette Binoche, and he brings "working wine" to the sets of his movies.
The 'In Treatment' actor keeps picking up roles.
'There's Something About Mary'! 'The Last House on the Left'! 'Santa Sangre'!
Because the world's largest ticket seller and the world's largest event promoter clearly don't have enough of a monopolistic stranglehold on their respective industries.
The Flaming Lips singer might serve you cigarettes.