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KFC Has Engineered ‘Low Smell’ Chicken in JapanIts ostensible purpose is not annoying fellow commuters on the train ride home.
By Clint Rainey
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Get Ready for ‘Organic’ DoritosIncidentally, they fulfill all the criteria for items sold by Whole Foods.
By Clint Rainey
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Starbucks Unveils Camo Cup Sleeves to Prove How Much It Supports VeteransThe side reads, “10,000 veterans and military spouses hired. And counting.”
By Clint Rainey
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By Clint Rainey
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Taco Bell Is Testing a Burrito That Includes Spicy Pop Rocks“I was very confused by the whole thing but it was only $1.49.”
By Clint Rainey
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dangerously cheesy
By Clint Rainey
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Taco Bell Is Now Marrying Couples in Vegas for $600That price includes a Cinnabon Delights cake and a bouquet made from hot-sauce packets.
By Clint Rainey
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KFC Is Sending a Chicken Sandwich Into SpaceIt will be up there for “at least four days.”
By Clint Rainey
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Taco Bell Refused to Let Starbucks Win This Week’s Most-Gimmicky-Food AwardStarbucks released a pie-crust lid, and then Taco Bell unleashed a fried-egg taco shell.
By Clint Rainey
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Coca-Cola Put Warren Buffett’s Face on Chinese Coke CansThe company went with its “best-known fan” to launch Cherry Coke in China.
By Clint Rainey
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Starbucks Will Now Teach Americans How to Have Civil DiscourseThe chain’s newest campaign makes liberals and conservatives “work together” to unlock a gift card.
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Domino’s Now Has a Wedding RegistryIt give couples “the chance to register for something they both truly love as much as their partner.”
By Clint Rainey
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Japan Releases Burger With a Bacon ‘Tongue’ Hanging OutIt also includes purple cheese sauce and a coffin-shaped box.
By Clint Rainey
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Donald Trump’s New Hotel Serves Wine by the SpoonfulGuests can pay $140 for an ounce of “the truest expression of terroir known to man.”
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The Chain Gang
McDonald’s Is Giving Away Gold Fries in JapanTo win, all you have to do is take photos with a special McFry filter.
By Clint Rainey
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Miraculous Conceptions
By Clint Rainey
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Someone Paid $96,000 for a Bottle of McDonald’s Special SauceThe only bottle available to the public in the U.K., or something.
By Clint Rainey
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Taco Bell Wants People to Blindly Order Its New Mystery CreationSpoiler: As people have said for months, it’s probably a cheese-stuffed taco.
By Clint Rainey
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The Chain Gang
By Clint Rainey
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The Chain Gang
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Finally: Someone Has Made Cocktail Bitters Out of Human TearsJust when you thought drinking alone couldn’t get any sadder.
By Clint Rainey
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Innovations
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Demolish This 30-Pound Burrito in One Hour, and You’ll Become Part Owner of the“Some restaurants will put your name on the wall. We’ll just give you the wall.”
By Clint Rainey
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i’d swipe right
By Allison P. Davis
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7-Eleven Is Releasing a Coffee Just for New YorkersIt theoretically “caters specifically to the bold, rich desires of New Yorkers.”
By Clint Rainey
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Japan Gets Burgers That Use Tomatoes Instead of BunsIt’s like a way, way healthier take on a Double Down.
By Clint Rainey
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The Chain Gang
By Clint Rainey
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McDonald’s ‘Special Sauce’ Now for Sale in CommemorativeIt could be yours for no less than $18,000. (Also, you’ll probably have to live in Australia.)
By Clint Rainey
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Hey Good-Looking
By Clint Rainey
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The Chain Gang
By Hugh Merwin
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Cheese Pockets
By Belle Cushing
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The Chain Gang
By Sierra Tishgart
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Burger King’s Sad New ‘French Fry Burger’ Only Costs $1It makes us cry, and there aren’t even any onions on it.
By Hugh Merwin
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Taco Bell Rolls Out Fried Breakfast Waffle ‘Taco’The fast-food chain wants your early-morning business.
By Hugh Merwin
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Deliberate Mondegreens
By Hugh Merwin
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The Chain Gang
By Hugh Merwin
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