This is going to be believable.
They used a formula that combined contracts, campaigns, runway shows, licensing deals, and Victoria's Secret bookings multiplied by pi.
Also, Roberto Cavalli says people treat him like a rock star wherever he goes.
That's the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
The photographer just has this "clever way."
Oddly, it's not because someone was blinded by their beauty.
Also, Gisele Bündchen is now a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations.
It started with Karl Lagerfeld's favorite man candy, Baptiste Giabiconi.
"You know, it's probably the new thing to be pregnant."
Only a model would have a bump so minor and taut.
Her pregnancy also explains why Bar Refaeli replaced her as the face of Rampage.
Also, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have their first public fight, Taylor Momsen eats teenage boys for breakfast, and Kid Rock thinks Twitter is "gay," in today's gossip roundup.
Also, Anna Wintour went to a party in flats.
Also, sample-sale site Gilt Groupe is launching a lower-priced site.
Thanks to the all-knowing celebrity tabloids, natch.
Oh-so-hot Gisele Bündchen leads 'Vanity Fair' and 'Harper's Bazaar' to their worst sales of the year.