O Captain! My Captain!
The Gran Torino! The Auteur! The Smoke Monster!
Jeffrey Stone says he has "no intention of ever paying" the regulators who accused him of running a pump-and-dump scheme.
Despite a wager with firebrand Jake Tapper, Chuck Todd will likely remain the hirsute genius we know him as today.
Why are so many of this year's cheftestants sporting the "insidious chin garnish"?