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Displaying all articles tagged:
God Save The Teen
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Sept. 9, 2016
Teacher Wants Students to Know English Lit Class Will Be, Um, Well, Lit
It’s lit.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Sept. 2, 2016
Watch This and Relive the Stress of Learning to Drive
Stop. Start. Stop. Start.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Sept. 2, 2016
This Is Just a Good Tweet, Dang
Good. Tweet.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Aug. 30, 2016
YouTubers Who Fled Chicago Want People to Stop Talking About Their Plight
“It wasn’t a big deal.”
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Aug. 30, 2016
Sri Lankan Teenager Tries to Avoid Exam by Hacking President’s Website
Can’t believe this didn’t work.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Aug. 30, 2016
Teen’s Senior Photo Shoot Crashed by Naked Guy and His Dog
Look closely. You can’t miss it.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Aug. 25, 2016
These High School Seniors Immortalized Harambe With Their ID Pictures
Harambe lives on with the class of 2017.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Aug. 24, 2016
High-Schooler Flawlessly Re-creates Kindergarten Picture for Senior Year
The pigtails really complete the look.
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Aug. 19, 2016
Cool Mom Makes Teen a Cardboard Cutout of Family Dog to Take to College
Such a good dog.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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Aug. 4, 2016
Teen Makes Teeny Pancakes for Pet Chickens Because ‘They Is Good Chickens’
“I made my chickens tiny pancakes because I love them.”
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Aug. 3, 2016
Painting Memes on Your Back Is the New Cool-Teen Trend
Tell your friend you are painting a sunset. Paint Dat Boi instead.
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Madison Malone Kircher
July 27, 2016
Man Beaten With Selfie Stick by Rogue Brooklyn Teen
Yes, really.
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Madison Malone Kircher
July 8, 2016
Lawsuit Seeks to Ruin Teen Paradise of Snapchat
The sexualization of Disney characters proved too much for one teen.
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Madison Malone Kircher
July 7, 2016
Teens Are Probably Using Private Browsing to Catch Pokémon, Not Check AP Scores
Searches for VPNs spiked this week in the app store.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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July 5, 2016
What Is Sasha Obama’s Twitter Handle?
Anybody have any intel?
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Madison Malone Kircher
July 1, 2016
Snapchat Went Down This Morning, So Please Make Sure Your Teen Survived
The great Snapchat outage of 2016.
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Madison Malone Kircher
June 29, 2016
Perfect Chair-Flipping Is the New Perfect Bottle-Flipping
You can thank two teens from New Zealand.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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June 22, 2016
These Are the 14 Best Senior Yearbook Quotes of 2016: A Superlative Ranking
Happy graduation, kiddos!
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Madison Malone Kircher
June 22, 2016
Driving Instructor Dumps Teen for Two-timing Him
The kid just really wanted to make sure he passed his road test.
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Madison Malone Kircher
June 21, 2016
She Got Stuck in the Barney (and We Interviewed Her)
Note to self: Stay away from Barney costumes.
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Madison Malone Kircher
June 16, 2016
Cool Dad Pulls Cool-Dad Prank by Turning His Pancakes Into Pac-Man
His daughter’s pictures of the joke have been shared by thousands.
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Madison Malone Kircher
June 7, 2016
Teen Learns Valuable Lesson About Pens While the Internet Laughs
Oops.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 31, 2016
New ‘North Korean Facebook’ Hacked Because the Password Was ‘Password’
For the love of Kim Jong-un, please stop using “password” as a password.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 27, 2016
Here Are 7 Funny Things You Missed on the Internet This Week
A very serious discussion.
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Brian Feldman
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 26, 2016
SFMOMA’s Hottest Artwork Is the Pair of Glasses This Teenager Put on the Floor
Teens attempt prank; unwittingly create art.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 25, 2016
Viral Teenage Water Bottle-Flipping Legend: ‘I Knew I’d Nailed It’
Behind the greatest feat to ever have been performed in a high-school talent show.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 24, 2016
Actually Good Senior Prank Turns High School Into Dog Park
So. Many. Dogs.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 18, 2016
7-Year-Old’s Gripping Diary Entry: Drama! Passion! Misandry!
Thousands of people have shared this dramatic second-grade love triangle.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 18, 2016
Please Clap for This Teen Getting Slo-mo Nailed in the Head With a Basketball
Noooooo.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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May 13, 2016
Teens and the
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Agree: Vine Is Dying and Going to Facebook Heaven
Six seconds spent on Vine is six seconds too many.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 13, 2016
Facebook Served Warrant Over Livestreamed High-School Threesome
This is probably not what Facebook wanted for its live videos.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 10, 2016
Teen Probably Didn’t Unearth an Ancient Mayan City Using Star Maps (Updated)
“I believe that children are our future,” as Whitney Houston sang. “Teach them well and let them use star maps to find undiscovered Mayan cities.”
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 9, 2016
What You Need to Know About Musical.ly, Teens’ New Favorite Social Network
The teens have spoken. Now listen.
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Madison Malone Kircher
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May 6, 2016
For the Second Time in 2016, a Lonely Grandparent Has Gone Viral
It’s Pawpaw the hamburger grandpa all over again.
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Madison Malone Kircher
May 3, 2016
10-Year-Old Wins $10,000 for Hacking Instagram, Buys Football and Bike
The youngest-ever person to win Facebook’s Bug Bounty Program knows exactly what he wants to do with his money.
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Madison Malone Kircher