We get to the bottom of why she skipped the Golden Globes.
This goes out to all you scarecrows filled with nothing but dust and wheat!
Plus: Everyone's talking about Lil Wayne.
If any members of the HFPA wake up with blue hair this morning, they'll probably know why.
Will Oscar voters now be more confused than ever about how best to give her an award?
'Babsonlacrosse, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougar-letter, you can really suck it.'
Plus: Mickey Rourke! Tina Fey! 'Mad Men'!
A megaslideshow featuring all the red-carpet looks from the Golden Globes.
Everyone in Hollywood is out tonight, and our diligent correspondents are mercilessly judging how they clean up.
'I think it was just a glitch,' speculated the computer expert.
It's the Fun Bobby of awards shows!
They're live-blogging the red carpet from 6 to 8 p.m.
We were completely wrong about everything last year — but what do we think this time?
Congratulations to Hathaway, who, according to the awards' official Website, will win a Golden Globe for Best Actress on Sunday night!
Also, China's apparel market still looks promising, and Gwyneth Paltrow's on a crazy new diet.
Also: Michael Apted + User Generated Content = Democracy!
Our vote is for Jack Nicholson.
Harvey talked to Vulture about his Best Picture odds and the Weinstein Company's new blog-outreach program.