Ten Lucky Banks Are Allowed to Repay TARP!
JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon and nine others will finally get to wash The Man out of their hair.
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JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon and nine others will finally get to wash The Man out of their hair.
Or, okay, Blond vs. Bald.
Except not really, because when they fly coach, someone calls it in to "Page Six."
Stephen Friedman sees "no conflict" in his procuring shares of Goldman Sachs.
And when it hits them that only thing they're getting out of this is a new enemy in President Obama, they'll really be crying.
They just went with the flow.
We used the process of elimination, but actually, it was super-obvious.
The second-largest bank beat expectations, is happy about it.
"Hank Paulson was born at Goldman Sachs I believe. From like a desk or something. I don't even think he has a mother or a father."
It's Friday, which means there's news about financial institutions they hope you'll drink away over the weekend.
"Nah, we're cool. Just back away from our salaries. Back. Away."
But some of his peers are looking at a lump of coal.
It would be the bank's first quarterly loss since going public in 1999.
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