Cue the conspiracy theories.
Look what happened to Iraq!
Convincing the world that the vampire squid only wants to cuddle requires the work of more than just one man.
The Goldman CEO learns the meaning of "too soon."
"We don’t club baby seals. We club babies."
He is just TOO successful, and it's embarrassing.
"A lot of these image campaigns don't do anything to convince the public that company is a cuddly koala bear," one public-relations experts laments. But we have one that does!
And they thought it couldn't get any worse.
The price lets Goldman look like they are being kind to the taxpayer without being obsequious.
What's Goldman Sachs's CEO doing after today's awesome earnings report? We have some inkling.