This is going to be good.
Photographic evidence of Vanessa Abrams's merger with Bass Industries.
Our weekly reality index returns, just in time for an extremely upsetting episode.
Plus: more tax troubles for the Ciprianis, and hope for local honey, all in our morning news roundup.
'Gossip Girl's Blair Waldorf discusses her likes and dislikes.
Oral exercises to be completed.
Glory be: A judge has ruled that the 'Gossip Girl' star can bring her child to film in New York this weekend.
'Melrose Place'? 'MELROSE PLACE'? It sounds more absurd every time we say it.
Outtakes can be so much fun, can't they?
We've been trying to ignore the 'Gossip Girl' star's divorce, but the time has come for us to say something.
Are you in it? If not, you can get into our weekly recap.
Preferably by reserving us some éclairs.
Welcome to the Jungle, Ms. van der Woodsen.
Plus: Jaime King tries to rationalize the crappiness of 'The Spirit.'
On the bright side, Kelly Rutherford's husband accuses her of putting 'Gossip Girl' before marriage. Yay, sister!
This week's episode had us doing mental pirouettes.
This week, one of our commenters took charge of rounding up the best comments on the reality index.
What does she know about Edie? She was born yesterday.
It was inevitable, really.