Get off my lawn.
What wisdom do we hope this year's nominees, snubbed hopefuls, and breakout stars take away from one of the most exciting awards races in recent memory?
It certainly didn't go to securing the world's best actors, that's for sure.
Turns out the Academy doesn't really care about television ratings after all!
Will it be 'The Dark Knight,' or will the Academy surprise us?
Who's up? Who's down?
Eastwood may have been named 2008's Best Actor by the National Board of Review last night, but don't let that fool you into thinking he had to work hard in the role.
We can only hope that someone has the good sense to remix this.
And Clint Eastwood explains how he's mastered the nasty-old-bigot role.
For Best Original Song, that is.
If Clint Eastwood does not win an Oscar for something next February, he will shoot someone in the face.
Plus: Monks get a Gregorian chant record deal, Clint Eastwood's movie might be Oscar bait after all, and The New Yorker raves one play but really recommends another.
According to unsubstantiated Internet rumors, the answer is yes!