Zookeeper Saves Monkey By Licking Its Anus for an Hour
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It was still in that meat cooler, but wasn't preserved well.
And what a celebrity it is! Gérard Depardieu!
You want to interrupt that with one of your own body parts?
You know. The thing with the boogers.
"There was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face!"
And there are a lot of bad heroin-smuggling stories.
"Pop-Tarts Sushi" to be featured at new Times Square store.
Another, which would compensate infestation victims, is also introduced.
Which is worse, the one where the president of the AFL-CIO barfed in the White House, or the one where a Phillies fan barfed on an 11-year-old girl?
We cannot possibly fathom what they could have done to deserve that punishment.
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