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‘Pooperintendent’ Found Defecating on New Jersey High School Track
After finding human feces on the track nearly every day, school officials discovered that the local schools superintendent was leaving it behind.
Alabamians Are Sick of New York’s Crap
New York City is cutting ties with a Birmingham-area landfill after local outcry over the smell of their imported Gotham sewage.
Trump Blames Florida School Shooting on Russia Investigation
“It always has to be about you,” one student responded, “how silly of me to forget.”
What’s the Deal With Sushi and Tapeworms?
An expert on whether that gross sushi incident could happen to you.
Penn Station’s Latest Addition: A Sewage Waterfall
Fetid water fell from the ceiling of the LIRR Concourse for hours on Wednesday.
Why Is Everyone Projectile Vomiting on TV?
In every binge-watch, apparently there must be a purge.
Beijing Celebrates U.N. Climate Talks by Issuing First-Ever Pollution Red Alert
Maybe just stay inside tomorrow?
Jared Fogle Gets More Than 15 Years in Prison
The former Subway pitchman told the courtroom that he owes “a huge apology to the people who supported me and my positive messages the last 15 years.”
Secret Service Officer Arrested After Sexting
He is obviously no longer employed at the White House — which happens to be where he sent some of his disgusting messages from.
NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Crush
Washington Heights School’s Bathrooms Are Bad
That might not even be the worst part of this story.
‘Strange,’ Vomit-Inducing Odor Grounds U.S. Airways Flight
The source of the smell has yet to be identified.
Researchers Conducted a Rat Census in New York City
Don’t worry — there are only millions of them.
NYC Rats Are Even More Disgusting Than We Thought
Scientists tested 133 of them and found 18 unknown viruses.
Someone Smeared Poop All Over a Bunch of Citi Bikes
It’s Time for Your End-of-Summer Bedbug Update
They’re still all over the subway.
This Dude Exposed Himself to a Woman on the E Train
The woman took a (safe-for-work) photo.
Upstate Road Covered With Smelly Mystery Meat
A truly gross situation.
Good Day New York
Anchor Refuses to Stop Ogling His Co-Worker On-Air
It’s Ray Kelly’s son, Greg.
New York City Humans to Recommence War on Rats
A battle as old as time.
New York City’s Bedbug Numbers Are Way Down
Good job, everyone.
Congressman Joe Garcia Claims He Didn’t Eat Earwax on Live Television
Let’s all spend more time contemplating the things this congressman sloughs off his body.
Congressman Joe Garcia Picks Ear, Eats It on Live TV
Sometimes the American public needs to see things that make them uncomfortable.
Now Donald Sterling Says He Was Only Being Racist to Get Laid
I’m trying to have sex with her,” he says. “I was jealous.”
Man Arrested for Taking Up-Skirt Video in Union Square Subway Station
Have a vigilant spring, ladies.
Park Adorned With Decapitated Chickens, Just in Time for Spring
New season, new creepy dead animal.
Study: The Subway Is Filthy, Getting Filthier
Apparently, the D train is the worst.
NYPD Sergeant Accused of All Types of Sexual Harassment Against Fellow Cop
A revolting new lawsuit.
Cop Allegedly Demanded Money, Sex, and Panties From Female Recruits
Salad Contains Head of Lettuce, Lizard
A Manhattan woman spotted an eye in her lunch.
George Zimmerman Was the Celebrity Guest at a Florida Gun Show
He even signed autographs.
Brooklyn Dentist Sues ‘Flushable’ Wipe Companies for Clogging His Pipes
Seriously, don’t flush those things.
Upstate Politician Definitely Disgusting
Although he denies sexually harassing his staff, the evidence against Dennis Gabryszak is gross.
There’s a Man Sexually Harassing Women With Swiss Cheese in Philadelphia
He’s currently known as the “Swiss Cheese Pervert.”
Can You Spot What’s Dead and Disgusting in This Pret a Manger Salad?
A camouflaged visitor.
Long Island Photographer Busted for Bathroom Camera
Bill Clinton Seems to Have Made a ‘Two Girls, One Cup’ Reference on Twitter
Your Fancy Butt Wipes Are Ruining Everything
Sometimes You Just Need to Masturbate While Driving a Bus Full of People
Manhattan Gym Sued for Slippery Semen Floor
A man broke his shoulder.
Canoeing on the Gowanus Canal Is Just As Gross As You Think
There is still work to be done there.
NYC Parks Department Sounds Like a Gross Frat House
Sexual harassment allegations run rampant.
Gross Assemblyman Vito Lopez Can’t Resign Fast Enough
He’s still running for City Council, as well.
Hamptons Landlords Suing Over Reality-Show Semen Stains
Among other things.
Tale of NYPD Officer Caught Spying on ‘Neighbor’ Gets Creepier
She’s actually his stepdaughter.
‘Cannibal Cop’ Chat Logs: Vegetarian Women ‘Taste Like Tasty Goat’
This stuff is still coming.
‘Partially Treated’ Waste Continues Pouring Into New York Harbor After Sandy
Billions of gallons of dirty water are still coming from New Jersey.
Amateur Porn Star Crashes Cornell Libraries
A woman has hit both the law and engineering libraries to make dirty videos.
Rikers Island Officers Apparently Have Sex With One Another
But a new lawsuit charges that only the women suffer for it.
Alleged Hipster Accused of Taking Subway Upskirt Video in Brooklyn
The musician and illustrator has been charged with unlawful surveillance.