The city says one thing, but our gut says another.
Yep, still gross.
Worst (and grossest) Obama-blaming ever.
According to some sweaty New Yorkers.
This is the only story you need to read for the rest of your life.
It was still in that meat cooler, but wasn't preserved well.
Look at him giggle!
And what a celebrity it is! Gérard Depardieu!
The operative word being: "was."
As if bringing a child on a plane wasn't hard enough.
"And if there's crying ... "
This is not a sexy "Improv Everywhere" stunt.
You want to interrupt that with one of your own body parts?
You know. The thing with the boogers.
"There was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face!"
And there are a lot of bad heroin-smuggling stories.