Slushies in the face, too!
Another, which would compensate infestation victims, is also introduced.
Which is worse, the one where the president of the AFL-CIO barfed in the White House, or the one where a Phillies fan barfed on an 11-year-old girl?
We cannot possibly fathom what they could have done to deserve that punishment.
Now everyone the’'ve ever met can see them fight!
Dogs on the front line against "the pest of the century."
Congress's darkest secret is finally out in the open.
They need to turn over that sex tape they may or may not have.
Soon, Hollywood will run out of ways to be disgusting in R-rated comedies. But not yet.
Down from 10 percent, so ... yay? No.
Sex-tape rumors about John Edwards and Rielle Hunter are reaching a, um, fevered pitch.
"She jams a few fingers into the hot apples and licks them."
Tiger Woods's mistress always knew that she was destined for something huge.
Was passing out a Chuck Palahniuk story a good idea or a bad one?
"I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."
So he started having sex at work.
Calls for resignation are made after gross excerpts from his 2005 autobiography read aloud on French TV.