Like a proper rock star should.
Swap the heels for grunge-inspired creepers.
Embellishment gets extreme, the Le Smoking gets reimagined, and grunge grows up.
"There was a little sun-kissed bronzer action across the bridge of the nose and cheeks, like they've been out at Coachella all day."
Dark days, these are.
Answer carefully, or else the paper of record will know you're a poser.
Uh, he was in a fancy boutique.