Boys, what do they know?
My airborne strands learn the law of gravity.
Because we can never just leave well enough alone.
Flora Shepelsky didn't have money to donate, but she did have new hair for Orthodox women in need.
Approximately two out of five, according to researchers.
From My Little Pony hair to a Jackie O. beehive, with a rainbow of eye shadow to match.
With a few wind-related mishaps.
It basically never even happened.
For freedom from the tyranny of showers — or surviving Hurricane Sandy power outages.
Anna, Grace, Karl, and others whose hair is so iconic, it should be trademarked.
Where elixirs shouldn't be ingested and lotions aren't lotions.
Including a run-in with plum-colored eyeshadow.
And that itchy scalp.