If you know what she means. (Do you?)
“Purples have more fun.”
Dip-dye jobs are still going strong.
Bang trims aren't any easier on fake hair.
Just took a little elbow grease.
From corkscrew Felicity to her new, mostly straight do.
My airborne strands learn the law of gravity.
Because we can never just leave well enough alone.
Flora Shepelsky didn't have money to donate, but she did have new hair for Orthodox women in need.
Approximately two out of five, according to researchers.
From My Little Pony hair to a Jackie O. beehive, with a rainbow of eye shadow to match.
With a few wind-related mishaps.
It basically never even happened.
For freedom from the tyranny of showers — or surviving Hurricane Sandy power outages.