It's hard to believe, but we wouldn't mind if he moved here.
Rumor has it the London-based design wunderkind is in talks to head the revived label.
Procter & Gamble plans to revive the house, and Zanini could be on tap.
"I've never seen people take themselves quite this seriously."
Though executives reportedly met with Roland Mouret about helming the label, they're not making a new hire just yet.
Also, Jane Birkin designs for Lutz & Patmos, Halston handbags disappoint, and Betsey Johnson kissed a girl.
The newly revived house just lost its head designer and cut ties with Rachel Zoe, but it looks to have its ducks in a row.
The designer wants to leave his position as creative director of the label to focus on his expanding namesake line.
Also, Halston expands and Armani's profits soar (Giorgio celebrated by wearing a Speedo on his yacht).
Yesterday, we learned the label's head designer was let go, and now their red-carpet adviser is out.
Marco Zanini revived the label with a fall collection that received mixed reviews, and execs are already on the hunt for a replacement.
Also, Victoria's Secret Pink will make college clothes, London shoppers luuuurve their Halston, and Victoria Beckham lets editors try on her diamond.
Plus, "Page Six" invents a really terrible new euphemism for getting AIDS and dying, and more in our daily gossip roundup.