In the creepiest way possible.
Think this through, TSwift.
Our resident romance novelist reimagines the tabloids.
24-year-old Wisconsin man showed up at her Nashville home uninvited to celebrate her birthday.
To the Central Park Zoo.
Will it make the boys drool down their chinny-chin-chins?
Plus, fifteen other celebrities who had the exact same idea.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles, are all up to various craziness.
She's never even met him.
Mostly on Twitter.
He can serenade her with "What Makes You Beautiful." After all, she is a model.
Aye aye, captain!