‘Times’ Couplets: Monogamy?
Wherein we arrange headlines from the Times in rhyme to bring you secret communiqués from the center of the universe. Today's message: Remember the greediest. Pfizer's Ex-Chief to Get Full Retirement Package BlackBerry Maker's Profit Beats Forecast $14.8 Million Bonus at Bear Stearns; A Boom Year for Mergers and a Furious Pace for Law Firms Fidelity Makes Restitution in Gifts Case: Generosity on Display — An Artful Give and Take Surviving These Blessings Is, Hey, Another Blessing Comfortable Shoes Recommended
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Poor, Poor Michael ‘Lock Her Up’ Flynn Is Being Treated Like a Criminal
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Trump Budget Based on $2 Trillion Math Error [Updated]
The Pope and the Pagan
Montana Republican Greg Gianforte Wins U.S. House Race, Despite Assault Charge