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  1. ‘Who Is Herman Cain?’ No One on Jeopardy! Remembers9-9-9? Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan? Blank stares.
  2. Herman Cain Wants to Help Everyone Get an ErectionThis is quite the reversal. 
  3. Inevitable Thing Happens to Former GOP Presidential CandidateHerman Cain has signed with Fox News.
  4. Herman Cain Could Be Dominating This Race Right NowHerman Cain has a pretty healthy ego.
  5. Herman Cain Is Not ‘Mad’ at Me, He’s ‘Just Pissed Off’He called me “dude.”
  6. Herman Cain, We Hardly Knew YeTell us more about these “tremendous Reagan-esque qualities.”
  7. Romney’s Former Rivals Will Host Sideshow Acts at Republican ConventionGingrich won’t speak, but he does get a consolation prize.
  8. Herman Cain Launches Very Herman Cain-y Web Video ChannelAre Tim and Eric behind this?
  9. Fred Karger Has Some Inspirational Post-Campaign ReflectionsI could have been the gay Herman Cain.”
  10. Herman Cain Mourns Donna SummerThe Power of One.”
  11. Chickens Peck Man to Death in Latest Herman Cain AdHuh. 
  12. Cain Makes Awkward Statement About WomenNice work today, Herman Cain. 
  13. Herman Cain Did Not Actually Shoot Any Bunnies Tell us about the rabbits, Herman. 
  14. Herman Cain Is Back — to Shoot Bunnies and Kill FishThis bunny is small business under the current tax code.” Uh-oh.
  15. Why Is Mitt Romney Allowed to Have Herman Cain’s Afghanistan Policy?Which is, basically, “I don’t know.”
  16. Video: The Best, Worst, and Craziest Moments of the GOP Presidential Primary DebatesWe watched 50-something hours of debates, so you don’t have to.
  17. Herman Cain Turned Down Dancing With the StarsWorst news of the day!
  18. Herman Cain Rethinks Non-Endorsement, Goes With Newt ‘Bold Ideas’ GingrichUnclear the effect, if any, it will have on Newt’s lagging poll numbers.
  19. Colbert to S.C.: ‘Vote Cain on Saturdain’Couldn’t get on ballot himself, so backing drop-out Cain.
  20. Herman Cain Doesn’t Know What an Endorsement IsOr he does and he’s just trying to piss everyone off. 
  21. Welcome Back, Incredibly Creepy Herman Cain Smile The Seriously, We 100% Absolutely Aren’t Coordinating With Stephen, We Promise Super PAC has a new ad, and it brings back all kinds of […]
  22. Stephen Colbert Campaigns as Herman Cain in Latest S.C. AdThey swear that Colbert is not coordinating with the committee.
  23. Herman Cain Announces Bus Tour Promoting 9-9-9Coming to a city near you!
  24. year in review
    Watch Jib Jab’s Annual Two-Dimensional Year in ReviewLet Jib Jab remind you: This year was bonkers! Remember Herman Cain, you guys? That dude was something.
  25. Barbara Walters Asks Cain If Race Was FactorWalters asks Cain whether race was a factor in his failed bid for the GOP nomination.
  26. Herman Cain’s Next Gig: Debate AnalystThe Cain train is coming back into the station.
  27. In Memoriam: Herman Cain’s Presidential CampaignMay 21, 2011 - December 3, 2011.
  28. Herman Cain to Endorse Gingrich?Official announcement to come on Monday.
  29. Handicapping the Post-Cain GOP FieldWho has the most to gain?
  30. Remaining GOP Candidates in Policy-Heavy Fox News ForumOn Mike Huckabee’s show last night.
  31. Cain’s Plan B: ‘I Am Suspending My Campaign’ Will make an endorsement soon.
  32. ‘Women for Herman Cain’ Supporters Don’t Seem to Include His WifeCan you blame her?
  33. herman cain
    Watch Tim Meadows Play Herman Cain in a Sexual-Harassment PSAOnce upon a time, Herman Cain made a video warning against sexual harassment among employees at Godfather’s Pizza (not really).
  34. Herman Cain’s Wife Had No Idea He Was ‘Financially Assisting’ Ginger WhiteThis could all be over pretty quickly.
  35. Herman Cain Has Reassessed His Campaign… and he’s staying in!
  36. Ginger White Just Wanted to Tell Her ‘Side of the Story’Um…
  37. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Betty White Will Name Her LoversPlus: Jimmy Kimmel couldn’t give Shaq a piggyback ride the way his tiny girlfriend could, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
  38. Herman Cain May Put His Campaign Out of Its Misery [Updated]He’s “reassessing” whether or not to stay in the race.
  39. Herman Cain Accused of Having 13-Year Affair [Updated]Cain claims they were just friends.
  40. It’s Time to Play ‘Whose Secret Service Nickname Is That?’Can you match the nickname with the VIP?
  41. What If The X Factor Held a GOP Debate?Simon and Paula finally get to weigh in on the candidates.
  42. What You Missed in the Eleventh GOP Debate Who’s up, who’s down, and who knows how many hills there are in Iran.
  43. Romney (Wild) and Gingrich (Mild) Swap Roles at Foreign Policy DebateOn foreign policy, Gingrich is the inside man, Romney the wild demagogue.
  44. Herman Cain Calls Wolf Blitzer ‘Blitz’Who’s Blitz?
  45. Suggested Jimmy Fallon Walk-On Songs for the Rest of the GOP FieldFrom Mitt Romney’s “Mr. Roboto” to Newt Gingrich’s “You’re So Vain.”
  46. Herman Cain Was Elated That Doctor Wasn’t MuslimThank God!” he said.
  47. GOP Candidates Try Out-Christianing Each Other at the Thanksgiving ForumGingrich slams OWS; two people cry.
  48. Small Donations on the Rise for Obama, Gingrich, and CainMore than 40 percent are less than $200.
  49. Herman Cain on LettermanSays Cain should be so lucky as Justin Bieber.
  50. Make It Stop, Herman CainHe says the Taliban is involved in the Libyan government.
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