And the world wept.
If staying together is what would really make them happy, it's what we want, too. Also, Cin and George Whipple mingled. Cin-ergy! In the gossip roundup.
Plus: Chris O'Donnell and Jack McBrayer team up, and Hilary Swank pulls herself up by her bootstraps.
Memo to Diane Kruger: If your boyfriend is Joshua Jackson, you are OBLIGATED to bring him everywhere with you. For us.
Plus: We've found the movie that will make Mindy Kaling a star.
Plus: Lars von Trier introduces Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg to the 'Antichrist.'
Deyn takes the reins from Angelina Jolie at Shiseido, Hilary Swank chops her hair off, and Louboutins inspire lipstick.
The next time you pay $600 for a balcony seat at a Madonna concert, guess who gets a cut? Madonna.
'Vogue' is offering $10,000, awesome exposure, and two tickets to the "Oscars of the fragrance industry" to whoever can make the best perfume-inspired film.