Well, actually, not really.
The former contender to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate says it wasn't an intervention by her kids that led her to step out of the race.
The Manhattan borough president joins the list of people eying Kirsten Giillibrand's Senate seat.
She was behind the Albany attacks on Caroline Kennedy, reports the 'Times.' And Paterson probably was, too.
Not to mention the legendary Lego–Lincoln Log truce he brokered back in '69.
The 'Times' says 'tomato.' The 'Post' says 'gimme a break.'
There really is a family issue — and it's not the nanny, taxes, or marital discord.
Not really. But he had a funny story about how he almost did.
Because you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Late last night, somewhere in Albany, someone caught a tiger by the toe. It hollered, and he let him go.
That's right, the old taxes-and-housekeepers thing.
Even the hint that she stepped down because of his health has gotten some people peeved.
Uncle's health? Saving face? Cold feet? Tell us!
But after a night of confusion, it looks like she's out for real now.
Now David Paterson, we don't mean to raise our voices with you, but there's really no reason for you to continue delaying your announcement of who will replace her.