After being racist and homophobic, the radio personality has been rewarded with a new show!
Is Anderson Cooper a new gay-rights crusader?
He is friends with Russell Simmons! Egad!
"“I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising one family, and I don’t want them brainwashed into thinking that committing adultery and raising two separate secret families is an equally valid and successful option."
Come with us as we cautiously peer into the future.
He mercifully spares us from a Joe the Plumber congressional run.
Mr. Plumber is leaving the GOP, for completely illogical reasons.