Ashley Alexandra Dupré’s Mom a Total MILF

The woman who mothered Eliot Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupré blows our minds.

Ashley Dupré Comes Back Swinging

The hooker who felled Eliot Spitzer is suing 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis for $10 million.

Because He Got High

Last night, David Paterson told NY1 that he has used marijuana and cocaine "a couple of times." Not that he's hitting the chronic before looking over the budget, mind you — this was a while ago. "I don't think I've touched marijuana since the late seventies," he said. He doesn't think! But who can be sure? Can we? Do we care?

Eliot Spitzer Hires Guides to Keep Him From Washing Down River of Despair

Among Other Things, Eliot Spitzer Has Contributed to Hooker Inflation