Happy birthday, Little Richard!
A look back now that he's retiring from the Los Angeles Galaxy.
Our man boards a ship full of young French sailors.
The bad news: He hooks up with Samantha.
Yet he appears without clothes on the cover.
The view is quite breathtaking.
This will not help our mermaid campaign.
An investigation reveals yes, that does appear to be the case.
This might be worse than the time he said, "I thought beige was, like, dark."
But are they his best underwear ads of all time? Maybe not.
The model looked ultradapper in a three-piece suit, at dinner with the Kaiser last night.
Why, of course you do. See that and more male-model hotness from 'V' magazine's summer-swim issue.