“Every 30 seconds there’s a crisis. Oh God, this is parenthood.”
Title: How to Live With Your Parents for the Rest of Your Life.
“Celebrate our independence with an on-the-peen-dance.”
Get a speed round of holiday wishes from 30 Rock, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Urkel, Cindy Brady, Murder She Wrote ...
Ian Ziering! Lebron James! Temple Grandin?!
Was there a dry eye in the house?
"I was very surprised myself."
"I just watched the Woody Allen documentary, the first part of it. Did you watch it?"
What reality show mesmerizes kids ages 2-5? How many NBC shows does it take to equal the audience for NCIS?
“I’m such a mess — why do you even like me?”
"Just in case there was danger."
"All I assume is that I’m not the mother."
Katie Holmes makes her appearance.
She's playing the Slutty Pumpkin.
We are immature, we know.
'2 Broke Girls' is showing signs of strength, but 'Person of Interest' isn't building on what a fading 'CSI' did last year.