Hugh Jackman as sideburned as ever.
It's Les Misérables minus everything plus hand-spikes.
Such a gentleman.
We get it, Hugh. You were on a water diet.
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Or is there a shock vote looming?
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Who had balls on his neck? Who crapped on his real-life wife?
From the humbled to the jokesters.
All of their actorly prowess in fifteen ever-repeating frames. Is it any wonder they got nominated?
"When I rang Cameron Mackintosh for the movie and said I wanted to go for Jean Valjean, he said, 'Dude, you can't sing that.'"
It's the story of "a despicable, horrible, downright loser."
And wooden clogs for Hugh Jackman.
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And Anne Hathaway sang "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."
The film's tasteless bombardment would, under most circumstances, send audiences screaming from the theater, but the film is going to be a monster hit and award winner, and not entirely unjustly.