Critics simply cannot decide!
That's the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
"Can you get that, whoever that is? Can you get it? We can wait, just get the phone."
And Marilyn Manson has swine flu. Which goes to show that all celebrities are only human — except Michael Jackson, who thought he could heal Hitler.
"Most kids stick shit all over the walls. As a kid, I used to clean my walls."
"I gave him enough crap about it for four weeks. Now I'm used to it."
"Just the dumbest, dumbest, ugliest, least-televiseable people you could give an award to."
A newcomer bucks the fried-chicken trend by char-grilling.
Hugh Jackman has not yet eaten Carnegie Deli's Wolverine sandwich, which was created last week in his honor — but he intends to.
They've been waiting for this moment for all their lives. Hold on.
"The Wolverine" will feature pastrami, corned beef, salami, brisket, tongue, and American cheese.
Plus: Nicolas Cage! Jenna Bush! Tia and Tamera Mowry!
Behold, the glorious first publicity image for Broadway's A Heavy Rain, starring Hugh Jackman and Borat.
Also expect to see color, color, and more color this spring.
Charlize Theron never looked better. Also, the headlines intrigue!
"Who knows, maybe Wolverine will use one of these when he heads to Japan."
Plus: Sam Worthington pinch hits for Tom Cruise.